Memoir of the week between Christmas and new year! (All true no fiction)

Okay here goes:
Memoir on the Week between #Christmas and #newyear (And every single word is true,). It goes like this, We had these annoying cousins visiting from overseas and annoying like #Eustace annoying from #Dawntreader. We don't celebrate Christmas so I didn't mind not seeing them. Last week as soon as we got a call they're coming. Me and my sister took our efforts to hurry and get ready to ditch them and get out before we could be seen. #Unfortunately cunning as they were, they had called when they were just around the #corner. And I still remember the #boneseeping chill of the winter evening, the door bell ringing to our #doom we couldn't make it out in time. Well we were trapped in our own house, or own room. And my Mom and Dad Ever the hospitable welcomed the #annoying #guests 😣😥😭 in and amidst all the flurry, the handbags scattered, the shoes almost ready  and me standing leaning against my bedroom door to prevent any one from letting in.
My sister asked: "What should we do now! We're blocked inside"
I couldn't think of anything barricading the room door Lol 😂😂 I looked left and right at the surroundings of my room and then saw the #cupboard and irony of it the only words that came out of my mouth as I tilted my head in the direction were "Let's head out to #narnia" 😂😂😜 Lol! And I guess you all know what'd happen after that!  #girlswardrobe is not an easy thing to overcome. Even if there was a #Narnia God We couldn't have managed our way through. ...
And so we found ourselves sitting in the #diningroom #pasting a fake smile and #🍗🍟🍕 our annoying Eustaces as if they were some celebrities.
#lessonlearnt ❗️❗️ "Girls Never take time in getting ready, grab your #mobile, #keys, #overcoat and make a run for it"😂😂😂😊😊